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Charming, witty, aging drunk
Reviews by 'Rob Herbert'
Current status of
Movie fan
with a total of
37
reviews published to date.
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Die Another Day (2002)
007 licensed to advertise.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Mr Hanky in space.
May 9, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Hexavalent happenings hurt hicks.
Apr 14, 2001
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Blade Runner (1982)
Is Deckard a replicant?
Nov 20, 2000
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Citizen Kane (1941)
A sled??? Bloody letdown!
Oct 31, 2000
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Flintstones, The (1994)
Yabba Dabba Dud.
Oct 29, 2001
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Resistance isn't totally futile.
Nov 20, 2000
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Trainspotting (1996)
Choose films. Choose quality.
Oct 22, 2001
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Alien (1979)
Don't chase the cat!
Oct 22, 2001
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Carrot top saves world.
Feb 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
It goes to eleven.
Apr 7, 2001
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Zulu (1964)
Zulus! Thousands of 'em!
Dec 30, 2001
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Krull (1983)
Swords, sorcery... and lasers.
Nov 12, 2001
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Tolkien simplified for Yanks.
Feb 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Data's gone apeshit. Why?
Feb 8, 2001
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Zelig (1983)
Allen everywhere in history.
Oct 22, 2001
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Stone's minge revealed briefly.
Oct 22, 2001
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Moody android chases androids.
Oct 22, 2001
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Castaway (1987)
Donohoe naked! Reed too...
Oct 22, 2001
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Girl On A Motorcycle, The (1968)
Faithfull, naked, acts unfaithful.
Oct 29, 2001
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Jean De Florette (1986)
Big nose, lovely scenery.
Nov 25, 2001
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Chasing birds, Bogart style.
Nov 12, 2001
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mouse That Roared, The (1959)
Tiny country invades USA.
Oct 22, 2001
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Nosferatu, A Symphony Of Horror (1922)
Hooded Claw sucks blood.
May 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Mad McMurphy gets madder.
Nov 20, 2000
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
George Clooney gets wet.
Nov 11, 2000
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pleasantville (1998)
Colourful kids win through.
Nov 5, 2000
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Road Trip (2000)
Jokes, tits and mice.
Apr 14, 2001
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shallow Grave (1994)
Dismembering bodies for cash.
Nov 20, 2000
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Khan's just not cricket.
May 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Au revoir, Shatner's haircut.
Feb 8, 2001
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Two captains, no script.
Oct 22, 2001
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Wizard of Oz, astrally.
Oct 22, 2001
Scored 5/5
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(1)
U-571 (2000)
But Brits stole Enigma!
Oct 31, 2000
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Day Of The Triffids, The (1962)
Walking celery terrorises world.
Oct 29, 2001
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
The direction is Shat.
May 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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What Women Want (2000)
Gets electrified, hears voices.
Sep 22, 2001
Scored 2/5
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