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Horrible Bosses (2011)
Bateman plans corporate downsizing.
Jun 29, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(4)
In Time (2011)
Timberlake's spent youth.
Dec 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Priest (2011)
Bettany the vampire slayer.
May 18, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Soul Surfer (2011)
Girl won, shark zero.
Apr 28, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Hanna (2011)
Hanna and her resistors.
Apr 28, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Moneyball (2011)
Pitt's discount dream team.
Sep 28, 2011
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Snowpiercer (2013)
Survivors do the locomotion
Aug 4, 2014
Unscored
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(2)
Thing, The (2011)
Prequel, no big Thing.
Dec 22, 2011
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Tree Of Life, The (2011)
World according to Malick.
Jun 12, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(2)
X-Men: First Class (2011)
Preschool 4 mutants.
Jun 5, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Abduction (2011)
Taylor made action thriller.
Sep 28, 2011
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Arthur (2011)
Boozer comedy, generic Brand.
May 15, 2011
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Battleship (2012)
'A' game, 'B' movie.
Jun 3, 2012
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Bridesmaids (2011)
Maya's catty bridal party.
May 18, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Captain crunches nazi rogue.
Jun 13, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Contagion (2011)
Paltrow perpetrates pandemic pandemonium.
Sep 28, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Gosling upgrades Carell's mojo.
Aug 2, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Emmerich's urban ice age.
Jun 16, 2011
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Death On The Nile (1978)
Poirot ponders suspect's de-Nile.
Jul 16, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Descendants, The (2011)
Clooney ponder's Payne-ful paradise.
Dec 1, 2011
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Father Of The Bride (1950)
Spencer's matri-moanial experience.
Jun 5, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fright Night (2011)
Colin chews neighborhood scenery.
Sep 30, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Green Lantern (2011)
Green ring suits Reynolds.
Jun 12, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Help, The (2011)
Skeeter's book cleans house.
Aug 30, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hoodwinked Too! Hood Vs. Evil (2011)
Kidnapping witch sees Red.
May 4, 2011
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Hop (2011)
Brand's Easter chick flick.
Apr 28, 2011
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Kim (1950)
Stockwell's in like Flynn.
Jun 29, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Like Crazy (2011)
Yelchin goes the distance.
Dec 1, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Midnight In Paris (2011)
Woody's Paris, after hours.
May 26, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
Cruise's mission four-midable.
Dec 22, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Money Train (1995)
Woody's on track heist
Mar 10, 2016
Unscored
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(1)
My Week With Marilyn (2011)
Williams' bombshell beguiles Brits.
Dec 13, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Pirate's Cruz 4 Depp.
May 25, 2011
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Prom (2011)
School dance, Disney romance.
May 11, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Rash�mon (1950)
Kurosawa's thrice told tales.
Jun 28, 2011
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Rio (2011)
Blu's cruise in Rio.
May 2, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Something Borrowed (2011)
Ginnifer loves Kate's mate.
May 16, 2011
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Source Code (2011)
Jake rides train adnauseum.
May 1, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Thor (2011)
Hemsworth proves hammer's worth.
May 11, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Water For Elephants (2011)
Reese's big-top vanity affair.
May 2, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Witness For The Prosecution (1957)
Dietrich's tricky Power play.
Aug 4, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Reilly's game changing escapade.
Nov 19, 2012
Scored 3/5
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(1)
22 Jump Street (2014)
Hill-arious matriculation investigation
Aug 3, 2014
Unscored
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All About Eve (1950)
Margo regrets, Eve begets.
May 26, 2011
Scored 5/5
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And Then There Were None (1945)
Christie's guests judged harshly.
Aug 4, 2011
Unscored
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Apocalypto (2006)
Jaguar, no sacrificial lamb.
Jul 2, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Asphalt Jungle, The (1950)
Huston's noirish motley crew.
Jun 29, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Bad Teacher (2011)
Diaz stimulates class interest.
Jun 16, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Beastly (2010)
Hudgens loves cursed himbo.
May 24, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Born Yesterday (1950)
Holden backs the Dawn.
Jun 5, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Cars 2 (2011)
Cars deaux Grand Prix.
Jun 28, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
Craig battles range invaders.
Aug 2, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Cyrano De Bergerac (1950)
Ferrer nose, flowery prose.
Jun 13, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Everything Must Go (2010)
Ferrell's existential yard sale.
May 26, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Fast Five (2011)
Diesel fuels Rock's wrath.
May 13, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Friends With Benefits (2011)
Justin's friendly big-bang theory.
Jul 29, 2011
Unscored
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Guess What We Learned In School Today? (1971)
Town's deprivation, sexual information.
Jun 17, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Hangover Part II, The (2011)
Bradley's buddies deux, Bangkok.
May 29, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Harvey (1950)
Jimmy's friendly hare apparent.
Jun 12, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Hunger Games, The (2012)
Battle of tribute stars.
May 31, 2012
Scored 3/5
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King Solomon's Mines (1950)
Granger explores, Kerr adores.
Jun 5, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Black eyes heroic destiny.
Jun 2, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
Returning Po vanquishes foe.
May 29, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Larry Crowne (2011)
Roberts professes collegiate love.
Jun 29, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Lincoln (2012)
Lincoln logs Daniel's triumph.
Nov 19, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Maleficent (2014)
Jolie Villain, Beauty Chillin'
Aug 3, 2014
Unscored
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Man On The Eiffel Tower, The (1950)
Laughton senses discordant Tone.
Jul 2, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011)
Carrey's six little avians.
Jun 16, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Mulan (1998)
Disney's ancient Chinese secret.
Jul 2, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Murder On The Orient Express (1974)
Multiple murderers derail Poirot.
Aug 4, 2011
Unscored
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North By Northwest (1959)
Grant's adman defeats badman.
Jul 3, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Rio Grande (1950)
The cavalry Duke abides.
Jun 29, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Scream 4 (2011)
Sidney Screams 4 more.
Apr 28, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Swanson's demented diva, close-up.
Jun 5, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Super 8 (2011)
Abram's nostalgic monster mash-up.
Jun 13, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Ten Little Indians (1965)
Christie's judge-mental mystery.
Aug 8, 2011
Unscored
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Transformers: The Dark Of The Moon (2011)
Bay's trifold demolition derby.
Jun 5, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Treasure Island (1950)
Newton steals treasure flick.
Jun 29, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family (2011)
Perry's Scary Family Vacation.
Apr 27, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Vertigo (1958)
Scotty's obsession, faux Madeleine.
May 26, 2011
Scored 5/5
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What To Expect When You're Expecting (2012)
Couples nurture infantile humor.
Jun 3, 2012
Scored 2/5
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Zookeeper (2011)
James's talkative creature feature.
Jul 14, 2011
Unscored
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