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Reviews by 'Brass Johnson'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
212
reviews published to date.
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Titanic (1997)
She Rose, He sank.
Nov 26, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Fish best served cold.
Nov 26, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Avatar (2009)
Fight for Smurf Turf.
Dec 19, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Kidman kids, Cruise views.
Nov 26, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
No Cobb in cornfield?
Dec 15, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Sans pants in France.
Nov 29, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Twilight (2008)
Sparkling vampires really suck.
Nov 25, 2009
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Aliens (1986)
Bishop to Queen too.
Dec 11, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Vader's no Sithy.
Dec 1, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Birdman (or The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) (2014)
Keaton nose the ending.
Jan 21, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Hamilton (2020)
Alexander missed his shot.
Jul 14, 2020
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Jaws (1975)
Shark wins cage match.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Man With The Golden Gun, The (1974)
Sun of a gun!
May 13, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo gets with program.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Othello (1965)
Olivier black with envy.
Dec 23, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Quiet Place, A (2018)
Blunt's pregnant pause delivers.
Nov 12, 2019
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Schindler's List (1993)
Top of Oscar's list.
Dec 1, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Queen fan kills Mother.
Dec 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Air (2023)
You-know-who new shoe to-do.
May 23, 2023
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Alien (1979)
Acidic Alien? Holey ship!
Dec 11, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Anatomy Of A Murder (1959)
Great Scott, greater Stewart.
Dec 15, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Avatar (2009)
Aliens in the mist.
Dec 21, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Flying Purple People Beater
Jul 10, 2018
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Cliff hanger in middle?
Dec 11, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Casablanca (1942)
Romance ends, friendship starts.
Dec 19, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The (2011)
Rooney raped, tattoos tummy
Nov 14, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hairspray (2007)
Fat Chick dance flick.
Nov 29, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Happy Feet (2006)
Wood be dancing penguin.
Nov 29, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Haunted House, A (2013)
Paranormal Blacktivity.
Jan 15, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(2)
How To Make An American Quilt (1995)
I see thread people.
Oct 16, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Knocked Up (2007)
Unworn condom doesn't work.
Dec 24, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Mis�rables, Les (2012)
Javert Crowes, Eponine Barks
Jan 14, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Bloody Roth shows guts.
Apr 25, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Rounders (1998)
Damon has nuts.
Dec 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Sharknado (2013)
SyFy's Shark Weak.
Jul 25, 2013
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
'He's dead Jim. NOT!'
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Kirk's bridge too far.
Jan 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin becomes Darth Knight.
Dec 1, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Thor (2011)
Loki is Thor loser
Nov 15, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Abyss, The (1989)
Cameron's first Titanic search.
Dec 15, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Alien in Ripley's soup.
Dec 15, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Alien� (1992)
Lockless Ripley in prison.
Dec 11, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Argo (2012)
Affleck fakes foreign flick.
Nov 14, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
Spader's greater crater generator.
May 5, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
Ultron is Stark reality.
May 5, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Behind The Candelabra (2013)
Dimpled Damon digs Douglas.
Jun 21, 2013
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
KKK OK? No way!
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
I see bed people.
Jun 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman, freeman?, dead man.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Streep, Hathaway with clothing.
Apr 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dune: Part Two (2024)
Fracas on Arrakis
Apr 4, 2024
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Game, The (1997)
"X" spots the mark.
Jun 12, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ghost (1990)
Swayze loses, coin flip.
Dec 15, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Girlfriend Experience, The (2009)
Sasha's bare market tips.
May 29, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Gone Girl (2014)
Affleck reaches Pike's pique.
Oct 24, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Guardians Of The Galaxy (2014)
I am Groot!
May 17, 2017
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Guardians Of The Galaxy (2014)
Groot gives wooden performance.
May 29, 2023
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Imitation Game, The (2014)
Cumberbatch puzzles Knightley nightly.
Sep 28, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Jaws 2 (1978)
Shark eats jail bait.
Dec 2, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Jaws 3-D (1983)
Lone shark theme park.
Jan 14, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Kotto's voodoo? Virgin's urgin'.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Aragorn attempts dwarf tossing.
May 20, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo finds car, keys.
Dec 2, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Mr. Turner (2014)
Spall's "portrait" of painter.
Nov 19, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Network (1976)
Head Ned detours Peter.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Nomadland (2020)
Frances alone again, naturally.
Oct 25, 2021
Unscored
Vote
(1)
North By Northwest (1959)
Adman, Madman?, Farmer?, Spy.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Notorious (1946)
Nazi wine fragrance sooty.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pitch Perfect (2012)
Bellas play without instruments.
Jul 13, 2013
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Rebecca (1940)
Rebecca of DeWinter's harm.
Dec 22, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Saboteur (1942)
Lady Liberty; Rushmore predecessor.
Dec 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Se7en (1995)
Spacey gives Pitt heads-up.
Jun 12, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)
NYC storm really bites.
Aug 3, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Skyfall (2012)
Bardem's on Craig's List!
Nov 9, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Maria's Problem Is Solved.
Jul 16, 2020
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
TV 'Space Seed' sequel.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Data walks in water.
Jan 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Neeson gets 'Maul'ed.
Dec 1, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise Of Skywalker (2019)
Sithified Palpatine finally dies.
Jan 7, 2020
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Stranger Than Fiction (2006)
Crick clicks with chick.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Taken (2008)
Neeson hates daughter's date.
Dec 11, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Three Days Of The Condor (1975)
Redford reads until Dunaway.
Jun 12, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Up (2009)
Plummer makes house call.
May 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Zodiac (2007)
Cartoonist's cryptic killer quest.
Jun 12, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zone Of Interest, The (2023)
Germans ignore noisy neighbors.
Apr 16, 2024
Unscored
Vote
(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Earth, Moon, Saturn, destiny?
Jan 31, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
21 Grams (2003)
Penn wonders what's Watts.
Apr 25, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Avengers, The (2012)
Captain America gets carded.
Nov 15, 2012
Unscored
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Heston's drink cures leprosy.
May 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Black Widow (1987)
Winger fingers Russell's hustle.
Dec 29, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Born Free (1966)
Virginia in Africa?
Jun 30, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Alec, bridge, become abridged.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bull Durham (1988)
Sarandon loves Visalia manager.
May 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cabin In The Woods, The (2011)
Protected virgin ends world.
Jan 31, 2013
Unscored
Vote
Call Northside 777 (1948)
Picture proves inmate's innocence.
May 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Charlie Brown Christmas, A (1965)
Love transforms Charlie's tree.
May 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Choke (2008)
Rockwell has Huston's problems.
Feb 1, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Cloud Atlas (2012)
Doona eats Doona world.
Feb 6, 2014
Unscored
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Columbo: A Stitch In Crime (1973)
Falk finds felonious sutures.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Agenda For Murder (1990)
Cheesy imprint means murder.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 3/5
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