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Reviews by 'Karl Clews'
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with a total of
27
reviews published to date.
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Run Lola Run (1998)
She does. Nothing else.
Oct 31, 1999
Scored 2/5
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(7)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Vin Diesel guzzles petrol.
Oct 26, 2001
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Gap-filler between Bonds.
Dec 13, 1999
Scored 2/5
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(5)
All About My Mother (1999)
All about Almodovar's mother.
Oct 31, 1999
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Blade II (2002)
Hyperkinetic bloodsucking in sunglasses.
Apr 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Raptors communicate! Scriptwriters don't.
Aug 2, 2001
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Ali (2001)
Ol' big ears boxes.
Mar 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Pantomime acting from Brits.
Nov 27, 2001
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Old man moves slowly.
Dec 13, 1999
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Yanks mess up Mogadishu.
Feb 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blow (2001)
Depp's bad hair day.
Dec 7, 2001
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001)
Brochure with ludicrous accents.
May 15, 2001
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Squaddies miss football match.
May 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
George Of The Jungle (1997)
Bloody awful Tarzan spoof.
Nov 27, 2001
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Big fights- old plot.
May 15, 2000
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Go (1999)
Drugs ruin your weekend.
Jan 17, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Nic Cage drinks lots.
May 15, 2001
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Michael (1996)
Travolta, angelic? Yeah, right.
Dec 13, 1999
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Rock Star (2001)
Death by leather trousers.
Jan 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Stuart Little (1999)
Laurie's American accent sucks.
Aug 24, 2000
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bandits (2001)
Neurotic Thornton steals show.
Dec 4, 2001
Scored 5/5
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Brotherhood Of The Wolf (2001)
Weird French detective chopsocky.
Nov 8, 2001
Scored 5/5
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Mimic (1997)
Giant insects eat people.
May 15, 2001
Scored 4/5
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Bruce avoids usual schtick.
Nov 16, 1999
Scored 2/5
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Stigmata (1999)
Pop video gets religion.
Mar 12, 2000
Scored 2/5
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Sweet And Lowdown (1999)
Jazz guitarist loses plot.
Feb 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Traffic (2000)
Hire a decent cameraman.
Feb 26, 2001
Scored 5/5
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