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Reviews by 'morgz'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
217
reviews published to date.
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Blades Of Glory (2007)
Kicking And Skating.
Feb 24, 2007
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(7)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Circus ant-ics save colony.
Mar 2, 2007
Unscored
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(5)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
It's better IN Paris.
Feb 25, 2007
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(4)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Ashton punks past.
Feb 24, 2007
Unscored
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(4)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Hugh-morous weddings.
Apr 6, 2007
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(4)
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
Dane gets dame.
Oct 30, 2007
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(4)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Shaun shanks zany zombies.
Feb 24, 2007
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(4)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Buzz misses his Woody.
Mar 15, 2007
Unscored
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(4)
Crank (2006)
Literally, heart-racing.
Feb 23, 2007
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(3)
Hair (1979)
Berger Treat-ed with respect.
Nov 17, 2007
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(3)
Transformers (2007)
LadiesMan gets Fox.
Jul 10, 2007
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(3)
X-Men (2000)
Rogue earns her stripes.
Mar 18, 2007
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(3)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat's exciting adventure... NOT!
Nov 26, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Bourn3.
Aug 17, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Drillbit Taylor (2008)
T-dog (w)raps up bullies.
Apr 1, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Finding Nemo (2003)
'Whale' is a language?
Mar 3, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Gone Baby Gone (2007)
Dirty cops steal Amanda.
Nov 13, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Madonna's got balls.
Aug 17, 2007
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(2)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Color-blind Dano is inspirational.
Jan 9, 2008
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(2)
Mean Girls (2004)
Tiggle Bitties predict rain.
Mar 6, 2007
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(2)
Number 23, The (2007)
Carrey counts continuously.
Mar 18, 2007
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(2)
Other Boleyn Girl, The (2008)
Bana's banana bangs Boleyns.
Mar 29, 2008
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(2)
Other Boleyn Girl, The (2008)
Bana bangs both Boleyns.
Mar 29, 2008
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(2)
Rear Window (1954)
Camera flash captures killer.
Jun 15, 2007
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(2)
Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, The (2006)
Fake Frost forces friction.
Feb 24, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Home(wrecke)r.
Aug 10, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spidey is back, black.
Mar 18, 2007
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(2)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
Cox rocks!
Mar 21, 2008
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(2)
27 Dresses (2008)
Dresses cover Jane's sadness.
Feb 1, 2008
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Jim, easy as pie.
Sep 5, 2007
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(1)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Hannigan + flute = kinky.
Mar 18, 2007
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(1)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Cake tainted with pubes.
Sep 2, 2007
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(1)
Because I Said So (2007)
Moore describes BIG 'O'.
Sep 3, 2007
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(1)
Beowulf & Grendel (2005)
Grendel gets cooked.
Sep 12, 2007
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(1)
Breach (2007)
Cooper is religious, sadistic.
Mar 18, 2007
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(1)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Bender gets future fatty.
Mar 13, 2007
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(1)
Cars (2006)
Cool Hand Doc.
Mar 13, 2007
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(1)
Cars (2006)
GMC: great movie= Cars.
Mar 13, 2007
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(1)
Cellular (2004)
Ryan runs up minutes.
Sep 5, 2007
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(1)
Crank (2006)
Assassin at attention.
Mar 13, 2007
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(1)
Departed, The (2006)
Anger management meets Boston.
Mar 3, 2007
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(1)
Disturbia (2007)
Kale kills killer.
Apr 4, 2008
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(1)
Drillbit Taylor (2008)
Pacifist Taylor finally fights.
Apr 16, 2008
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(1)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp cuts deep.
Dec 11, 2007
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(1)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Scissors cut Depp.
Dec 11, 2007
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(1)
Epic Movie (2007)
Crispin captures Wonka wonderfully.
Feb 24, 2007
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(1)
Fred Claus (2007)
Merry Vince-mas!
Dec 7, 2007
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(1)
Giant (1956)
Dean gets gold, girl.
Mar 18, 2007
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(1)
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
Logan is lucky.
Nov 1, 2007
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(1)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Ugly attracts noose, trouble.
Feb 24, 2007
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(1)
Hairspray (2007)
Travolta dances in drag.
Jul 30, 2007
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(1)
Hairspray (2007)
Checkerboard children change city.
Sep 21, 2007
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(1)
Hairspray (2007)
Tracy Turn(blad) checkerboard chick.
Sep 21, 2007
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(1)
Haunted Mansion, The (2003)
Creepy Host, also ghost.
Sep 5, 2007
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(1)
Hitman (2007)
Tattooed assassin tackles doubles.
Dec 1, 2007
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(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Capes cause catastrophe.
Mar 5, 2007
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(1)
Juno (2007)
Juno's bun in oven.
Jan 3, 2008
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(1)
Knocked Up (2007)
Pregnant Alison pesters Gynecologist.
Aug 10, 2007
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(1)
Man Of The Year (2006)
Accidental inauguration, Williams oblivious.
Feb 24, 2007
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(1)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Raymond is Queen's servant.
Nov 20, 2007
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(1)
Marnie (1964)
Klepto woos Connery accidently.
Mar 1, 2008
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(1)
Martian Child (2007)
Box boy from Mars.
Jan 22, 2008
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(1)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Sully snatches baby Boo.
Feb 24, 2007
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(1)
Mr. Brooks (2007)
Brooks breaks Smith's skull.
Jun 14, 2007
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(1)
Music And Lyrics (2007)
Drew writes. Grant sings?
Feb 24, 2007
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(1)
Nanny Diaries, The (2007)
Nanny gets eXtra work.
Aug 29, 2007
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(1)
Old School (2003)
Luke wants 'Grey's anatomy'.
Mar 18, 2007
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(1)
Over Her Dead Body (2008)
Eva is dead, desperate.
Mar 15, 2008
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Swann, Sparrow swap spit.
Jul 9, 2007
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(1)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Andie gets happy ending.
Mar 18, 2007
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(1)
Psycho (1960)
Bates pecks Crane.
Jun 15, 2007
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(1)
Ratatouille (2007)
Rats infest kitchen, GROSS!
Sep 5, 2007
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(1)
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
More 3vil.
Sep 7, 2007
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(1)
Rope (1948)
Stewart ropes in murderers.
Jan 13, 2008
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(1)
Rush Hour 3 (2007)
Duo vs. Triad.
Aug 19, 2007
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(1)
Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
Smith bites the carrot.
Sep 17, 2007
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(1)
Shrek The Third (2007)
Bad Charming gets bagged.
Sep 2, 2007
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(1)
Shrek The Third (2007)
Charming's farewell performance.
Jul 11, 2007
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(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
MJ: major jaw-dropper.
Mar 14, 2007
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(1)
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
Drunken Stewie, later virgin.
Feb 24, 2007
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(1)
Stop-Loss (2008)
King overruled by America.
Apr 4, 2008
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(1)
Strangers On A Train (1951)
Guy loses lighter, wife.
Feb 27, 2008
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(1)
Superbad (2007)
McLovin has a boner!
Sep 19, 2007
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(1)
The Ten (2007)
Rudd reviews commandments comedically.
Nov 19, 2007
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(1)
The Ten (2007)
GOOFy surgeon gets raped.
Mar 16, 2008
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(1)
Toy Story (1995)
Animated toys cause Buzz.
Mar 10, 2007
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(1)
War (2007)
Reversal role for Rogue.
Oct 4, 2007
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(1)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Clinger virgin plays 'doctor'.
Feb 24, 2007
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(1)
Wild Hogs (2007)
Macy gets hardCORE tattoo.
Mar 31, 2007
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(1)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Smith and West(on) blows.
Feb 24, 2007
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(1)
Zodiac (2007)
Zodiac's letters, murders questionable.
Mar 17, 2007
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(1)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Younger Stratford wears belly.
Dec 2, 2007
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21 (2008)
Campbell counts cards cautiously.
Apr 4, 2008
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21 (2008)
Rosa rules counting crew.
Apr 4, 2008
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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Andy lays grandma first.
Jul 26, 2007
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Across The Universe (2007)
Jude's moving musical.
Oct 3, 2007
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Across The Universe (2007)
Bono sings on bus.
Oct 9, 2007
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After Hours (1985)
Hackett has bad luck.
Jan 25, 2008
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Aladdin (1992)
Street rat to Sultan.
Dec 17, 2007
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America's Sweethearts (2001)
Greedy Gwen uses Eddie.
Jan 21, 2008
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