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Reviews by 'SmokestackJones'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
135
reviews published to date.
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Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Weller hits the John(s).
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Babe (1995)
Cromwell's porker face.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Being There (1979)
Fate nourishes dim bulb.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey Ex Machina.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Clash By Night (1952)
Douglas, Stanwyck, fishy romance.
Jan 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Day At The Races, A (1937)
Marxs tout sanitorium.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Doper duo does desert.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Front Page, The (1974)
Lemmon, Matthau's paper chase.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Godfather, The (1972)
Hoods whacked, dago splat.
May 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Hard Target (1993)
Van Damme fine gumbo.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Haunted World Of Edward D. Wood Jr., The (1996)
Wood-y Wood-flicker.
Aug 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Little Giant (1946)
Lou cleans up.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Revenge Of Mr. Willie (1999)
Dead and boner'd.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Throw Momma From The Train (1987)
Owen: ditch the bitch.
Jan 24, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Thunder Road (1958)
Mitchum's got corn, squeezin'.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Top Secret! (1984)
Rock irritates sour Krauts.
May 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Underdog (2007)
Super-Doggy's Duty.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
You Nazty Spy! (1940)
Moe's heil on earth.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)
Giesel's finger feud.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Abbott And Costello Meet The Mummy (1955)
Mummy's in, dummies out.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bedlam (1946)
Locked full o' nuts.
May 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Body Snatcher, The (1945)
MacFarlane uses Gray's anatomy.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
City Of Lost Children, The (1995)
It's French noir foul.
Mar 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Conqueror, The (1956)
Rio Mongol.
May 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Crumb (1994)
The Art Man Crumbeth.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Davy Crockett, King Of The Wild Frontier (1954)
Parker Alamo'd.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Libido lingo.
Apr 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Duck Soup (1933)
Zeppo sole lame duck.
Jan 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Face In The Crowd, A (1957)
Andy's Very Rocky Rhodes.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Angel Eyes gold grave.
Mar 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Hangover Square (1945)
Burned to the Bone.
Dec 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Heaven's Gate (1980)
Cimino's Big Fat Western.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hobson's Choice (1954)
Willie get boot in.
Apr 9, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Horse's Mouth, The (1958)
Gully washed.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1996)
Quasimodo with musical mojo.
Apr 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Cruise rides shogun.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lodger, The (1944)
Cregar's Ripping Good Time.
Jan 25, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
My Fellow Americans (1996)
Beltway buddy flick.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pacifier, The (2005)
Duck Diesel, Duck!
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Percy (1971)
Cock-a-doodle-new.
Apr 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Scorpion King, The (2002)
Rock'n the sand bars.
May 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sons Of The Desert (1933)
Stan, Ollie's con-job.
Feb 24, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tobacco Road (1941)
Ford films anti-Joads.
Feb 29, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Touch Of Evil (1958)
Welles in Taco Hell.
Dec 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Tru-er words never scripted.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
White Zombie (1932)
Making zombies is Murder.
Jan 14, 2016
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Boundin' (2003)
'Lope on the range.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bucket Of Blood, A (1959)
Miller's feat of clay.
Mar 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cat Ballou (1965)
Pussy-footing Fonda.
Apr 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
The original Wonka Bar.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Debbie Does Dallas (1978)
Deepinthehola, Texas.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Deliverance (1972)
Pig n' a poke.
Jan 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Goonies, The (1985)
Pirates, Chunky-Style.
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
I Am Sam (2001)
Sam Penn Am.
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Incredible Mr. Limpet, The (1964)
My brother the carp.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Karate Dog, The (2004)
Dojo with doo-doo.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Looney Tunes: Back In Action (2003)
Toonraker.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
LOTR: Cliff's Notes Version.
May 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Lupin The Third: The Castle Of Cagliostro (1979)
Lupin gets Count's goat.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Moby Dick (1956)
Peck hits the deck.
Apr 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Operation Monsterland (1968)
Survivor: Monster Island.
Jun 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Punch Drunks (1934)
Raging Fool.
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Redneck Zombies (1987)
Good ol' dead boys.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)
Merchant does a nickel.
May 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Sideways (2004)
Advise and ferment.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Heavy metal morons.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Treasure Island (1950)
Yo-ho Silver, Away!
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Caddyshack (1980)
Ramis's foreplay.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Lovin' in the oven.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Demon Seed (1977)
Upgrading the hard way.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Flintstones, The (1994)
Rubble is my business.
Apr 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Ghost World (2001)
Buscemi: pretty Crumb-y.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Great Race, The (1965)
Lemmon drives lemon.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Home On The Range (2004)
Roseanne? You can heifer.
May 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Killers, The (1946)
Swede and low-down.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Killers, The (1946)
Kitty-cornered.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Kum-by-yahoos.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Nightmare Alley (1947)
Stan bites the pullet.
Sep 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Robots (2005)
Nuts with bolts.
Apr 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Rope (1948)
Dall taut, Farley frayed.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Slacker (1991)
Austin City Dimwits.
May 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Kirk's Khan game.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Molson-On-Avon.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
Bud, Lou, Frankie too.
Jan 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Black Cat, The (1934)
Couple Karloff's/Lugosi's pawns.
Mar 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Dark City (1998)
Sewell gets Hand job.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Ed Wood (1994)
Welles gives Ed Wood.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Shrimp boat's a'Gumpin'.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
George Of The Jungle 2 (2003)
More dopes-on-ropes.
Apr 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Godzilla (1998)
Giant sea monkey attacks!
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Hard Boiled (1992)
The Fat Blue Line.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Nell (1994)
Foster hooked on phonics.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Paris, Texas (1984)
Travis Wenders through desert.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Quiet Man, The (1952)
Ford puts up Duke(s).
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Super Size Me (2004)
Burgadamerung.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Bigboote-call.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
The bride wore bolts.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Charly (1968)
Retard retread.
Jan 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Charly (1968)
Dumb, smarter, dumber.
Jan 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Flatliners (1990)
Die and die again.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
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