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A Family Comedy Sequal
Reviews by 'moose'
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with a total of
162
reviews published to date.
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Haley begins to rust.
Dec 2, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Abyss, The (1989)
Harris in deep water.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
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After The Sunset (2004)
Brosnan holds up Woody.
Jun 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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American Pie 2 (2001)
Golden shower brings laughs.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Another Stakeout (1993)
Rosie shows red cheeks.
Jan 29, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Austin Knowles it all.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Franchise dies with DeLorean.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Bean (1997)
This Bean is cooking.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Beast gets Belle rung.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Bicentennial Man (1999)
Williams plays jabberbot.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Big Fish (2003)
Finney gets Lange wet.
Sep 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Blade II (2002)
Snipes is still thirsty.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Blade: Trinity (2004)
Wesley Snipes some vampires.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Vampires try sucking Buffy.
Jan 24, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leonardo DiForgio.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Devil's Tater.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Color Of Money, The (1986)
Cruise goes balls out.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Con Air (1997)
Cage flies the coop.
Dec 3, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Desperado (1995)
Salma uses her Bazookas.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Taylor tosses Stiller's balls.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Dogma (1999)
Angels from Boston.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Empire Of The Sun (1987)
Malkovich Bale's on boy.
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Married couples get Beaned.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Full Monty, The (1997)
Carlyle goes balls out.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Gladiator (2000)
Cock Fight: Crowe/Phoenix.
Aug 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Gladiator (2000)
Crowe's new profession: butcher.
Jan 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Green Mile, The (1999)
Green Mile is sizzling!
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Inspector Gadget (1999)
Inspector's a tool, literally.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Ladybugs (1992)
Soccer played on DangerFIELD.
Sep 3, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Ladybugs (1992)
Cross-Dressing, Ball-Kicking.
Sep 3, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Mallrats (1995)
Stan Lee gets Malled.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Meet The Parents (2000)
Owen/Ben play Polo.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
Jack up Jill's hill.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
Banderas, Depp, Dafoe: Threeway.
Nov 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Orgazmo (1997)
Trey busts a nut.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Rounders (1998)
Worm's chips are down.
May 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Score, The (2001)
DeNiro SCORES with Bassett.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Baldwins + Saddam + Canada = Evil.
Jan 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Starman (1984)
A hair raiser, literally.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Striptease (1996)
Burt grabs some Moore.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Patrick turns soft.
Nov 20, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Metal + Spandex = Hotbot.
Dec 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
The Biehn of Existence.
Nov 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Troy (2004)
Dirty Cox, Pretty Pitt.
Jun 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Wag The Dog (1997)
Diversion = Forgetful Nation.
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Wayne's World (1992)
Beavis and Butthead live.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Basinger Rocks Garth.
Nov 27, 2005
Scored 1/5
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White Squall (1996)
Phillippe-pee.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Twister tale of runaway.
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Noisy furnace wakes neighbors.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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American Beauty (1999)
Weed + Bag + Spacey = Life.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Jason gets fruity.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stiffler does Truffle Shuffle.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Animal, The (2001)
Survivor likes a loser.
Jan 27, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
007 is Austin's IQ.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Austin eats Graham cracker.
May 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Lloyd plays spazz, again.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Batman (1989)
Joker has long piece.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Bowlers become bagmen.
Jan 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Birthday Girl (2001)
Kidman blows Chaplin's candle.
May 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Blade (1998)
Vampires Sniped!
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Caddyshack (1980)
Murray gets a handicap.
Feb 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Hanks goes cocoNUTS.
Jul 14, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leo Walken over Hanks.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Faithful leaps, bounds, runs.
May 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp Wilder for chocolate.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Crazy In Alabama (1999)
Griffith gone wild!
Jun 29, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Days Of Thunder (1990)
Duvall gets Cruise control.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Robin jabbers, Boy shoots.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Deep Throat (1972)
Lovelace goes for seconds.
Jun 29, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)
Children get Spade.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Drunken Master (1978)
Martial art of drinking.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Ernest Goes To Jail (1990)
Ernest annoys cell mates.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Movie about ditching = Educational.
May 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Red Beer with Boobs.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Liam: One less drunk.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Hoffa (1992)
Armand and Dangerous.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hoosiers (1986)
Basketballers learn to Hackman.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
How To Fish (1942)
Goofy smells fishy.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Innerspace (1987)
Microscopic Three-Way.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Iron Giant, The (1999)
Vin's a Metal Head.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Escape from New Jersey.
Jun 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Seamen cause dysfunctional family.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Alien Stitch-es friendship together.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Look Who's Talking Now (1993)
Travolta, dogs, hump wallet.
Apr 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Lorenzo's Oil (1992)
Boy gets oil change.
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
One personality Carreys other.
Dec 2, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil (1997)
Jude gets Spacey mad.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mimic (1997)
Gothic Roach eats people.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Windex + statues + food = Greeks.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Aged not Shaken.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Panic Room (2002)
Jodie makes Forest run!
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Hartnett get's the seconds!
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
Graveyard sex is spooky.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Raising Arizona (1987)
It's a Diaper Dandy.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Runaway Jury (2003)
Cusack a Weisz decision.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Paltrow tips the scales.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Signs (2002)
NostraMOMus.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Molly a candle blower.
May 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Bruce is a stiffy.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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