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Reviews by 'lindsa'
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with a total of
125
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*batteries not included (1987)
UFOs start construction company.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Singing defectives go Mexican.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's magic monolith.
Sep 15, 2004
Unscored
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28 Days (2000)
Bullock's rehab, dry affair.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Geriatric's ramblings Gilliam's folly.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
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Air America (1990)
Mel wears toe necklace.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
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Armageddon (1998)
Willis blows self up.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Death don't stop Stallyns.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Hollywood cliche is Bourne.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Assassin's craft Damonstrated again.
Sep 13, 2004
Unscored
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Braveheart (1995)
Legendary Scot's full moon.
Nov 24, 2004
Unscored
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Charlie's Angels (2000)
Female PI's lose plot.
Jun 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Clockstoppers (2002)
Watch wastes teen's time.
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
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Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
Wife's revenge: forced cannibalism.
Jul 14, 2004
Unscored
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Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Willis' second Santa slay.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
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Fatal Attraction (1987)
Close cooks rabbit stew.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
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Fight Club (1999)
Anarchic insomniac's violent cult.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
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First Blood (1982)
Rambo I (Sly sulks).
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored
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Footrot Flats: The Dog's Tale (1986)
Horse wins, of course.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored
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Forgotten Silver (1995)
Colin's great achievement fraud.
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
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Freejack (1992)
Borrowed racer's body rebels.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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Frighteners, The (1996)
Astin's ghost bonks mummy.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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Frighteners, The (1996)
Fox hunt for reaper.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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Ghost In The Invisible Bikini, The (1966)
Karloff's '60s munster movie.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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Gloomy Sunday - Ein Lied Von Liebe Und Tod (1999)
Nazi greed conquers love.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Goodbye Pork Pie (1981)
Stolen yellow Mini epic.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Hogwarts' basement snake infestation.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Potter harried by dementors.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Girls rock! (mother's head).
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
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Highlander (1986)
Immortals' New York gathering.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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Illustrious Energy (1987)
Chinese prospector's tough life.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
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Italian Job, The (2003)
Mini ride, big fare.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
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K-PAX (2001)
Asylum for wannabe alien.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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King Kong (1933)
Kong goes wrong Wray.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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Last Samurai, The (2003)
Downhill Cruise katana win.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Sauron's seven couriers fail.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
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Madness Of King George, The (1994)
George is Royally nuts.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Seasick in Crowe's-nest.
Nov 20, 2004
Unscored
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Matrix, The (1999)
Reality Bytes.
Dec 13, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Mexican, The (2001)
Pitt's pistol curses film.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
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Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Clooney's Vegas vagaries.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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On Golden Pond (1981)
Wrinklies come of age.
Feb 10, 2005
Unscored
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Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Mel rattles some rosaries.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
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Phar Lap (1983)
Weighted horse wins races.
Aug 3, 2004
Unscored
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Phone Booth (2002)
Farrell phones it in.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
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Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Wahlberg lost in species.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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Poltergeist (1982)
Spielberg-penned spookfest.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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Race For The Yankee Zephyr (1981)
'Wiseguy' hunts crashed plane.
Jun 12, 2004
Unscored
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Rocky (1976)
Lefty boxer loses fight.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
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Scarfies (1999)
Dunedin scarfies' dope dealings.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
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Scorpion King, The (2002)
Scorpions want democracy now!
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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Shaker Run (1985)
'Pork Pie' catches cold.
Jun 11, 2004
Unscored
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Silent Movie (1976)
Brooks' slapstick somewhat muted.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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Snakeskin (2001)
Acid trip across alps.
Sep 20, 2004
Unscored
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Southern Comfort (1981)
Cajuns ain't shooting blanks.
Dec 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Data's toast.
Jul 18, 2004
Unscored
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Starlight Hotel (1987)
Tramp better than father.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Band smokes another drummer.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Throw Momma From The Train (1987)
Crystal panned by hag.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Time Machine, The (2002)
Pearce travels backwards... again.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Troy (2004)
D'oh! Brad's Trojan coarse.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Vertical Limit (2000)
Siblings' alpine antics.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
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Very Bad Things (1998)
Psychos prepare for wedding.
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored
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8 Mile (2002)
Marshall blathers a turd.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
About A Boy (2002)
Boy makes Hugh mistake.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Jones: fat neurotic returns.
Nov 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Coffee And Cigarettes (2003)
Nicotine, caffeine stimulate conversations.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Crow, The (1994)
Bonzo exhumed by bird.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Frosty generic disaster film.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Stiller's 'American Pie' pizza.
Sep 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forgotten, The (2004)
Moore's flick best forgotten.
Nov 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hollow Man (2000)
Invisible voyeur's murderous rampage.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Insomnia (2002)
Pacino awake; audience asleep.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Park exhibits eat visitors.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Last Starfighter, The (1984)
Video game recruitment drive.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Gentlemen's lost plot extraordinary.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Inside 'Judean People's Front'.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Lost In La Mancha (2002)
Reality's windmills shoot Gilliam.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Meet The Feebles (1989)
Depressed hippo's machine-gun massacre.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
Griswolds flatten Stonehenge.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Navigator: A Mediaeval Odyssey, The (1988)
800 years down pit.
Mar 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Japanese tourists spoil romance.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Price Of Milk, The (2000)
Classical cow-napping comedy.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)
Girls outwit aborigine tracker.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
SpaceCamp (1986)
Misfit teens in orbit.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Search subject Spock-en for.
Jan 12, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Whales take Klingon taxi.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Force feeding Jar-Jar.
Jan 8, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Jedi on ice.
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Wombles of Endor attack.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Wayne's World (1992)
Wayne's cable excess channel.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Muppets' shard moment.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Smart sharks: stupid film.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Guest House Paradiso (1999)
One long Bottomless joke.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Sandler's handicap not golf.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Harry And The Hendersons (1987)
Giant roadkill causes chaos.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Haunted Mansion, The (2003)
Murphy scarier than ghosts.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Patch Adams (1998)
Writes jokes, not prescriptions.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Quills (2000)
DeSade writes (with) shit.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Audience injected with depression.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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