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Reviews by 'Steve'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
250
reviews published to date.
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A Little Bit Of Heaven (2011)
Kate's fate, late mate.
Jul 27, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Batman (1989)
Joker likes bat's toys.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Batman Forever (1995)
Schumacher forever kills Batman.
May 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Being in severe pain.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
Brown Sugar (2002)
Hip-hop 'Harry Met Sally'.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Caddyshack (1980)
Golf at its funniest.
May 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Cape Fear (1991)
Convict advises his lawyer.
Aug 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Casualties Of War (1989)
Fox and the bound.
Sep 3, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Don attempts to legitimize.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
High Fidelity (2000)
Loser can't grow up.
May 2, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Ice Storm, The (1997)
Early swinging culture commentary.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)
Jessica auditions for lesbianism.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Knights rocking to Queen?
May 2, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Hunt For Red Acheron.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Matchstick Men (2003)
Pros, cons of partners.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Men Of Honor (2000)
Brashear dives head first!
Apr 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Miss Congeniality (2000)
Pagents never this funny.
May 3, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Night Of The Hunter (1955)
Dash for cash cache.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Pit And The Pendulum (1961)
Poe's dungeons 'n drag-ins.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Doc whips naughty Nazis.
May 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Raising Arizona (1987)
Kidnapping by trailer trash.
May 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Raising Helen (2004)
Little Goldie's triple trouble.
Dec 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Rio Lobo (1970)
Duke seeks Yankee traitors.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Taxi Driver (1976)
Travis has bad day.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1968)
Watch the art disappear.
May 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Antwone Fisher (2002)
Denzel hooks big 'Fish'.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Waitress serves a nut.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bad Company (2002)
Hopkins, Rock, excellent company.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Figments of genius' mind.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Birds, The (1963)
Hitchcock, say no more.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Blow (2001)
The world of drugs.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bridge Too Far, A (1977)
Bridge hand gets trumped.
Aug 19, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Rich player seduces virgin.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Jones can't escape Nazis.
May 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)
Soviet Navy, shoestring budget.
Jul 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Maverick (1994)
Bret bets, lady frets.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Ordinary Decent Criminal (2000)
Ordinary Irish police duping.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Rounders (1998)
Gambling is bluff business.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Something's Gotta Give (2003)
Matured 'Terms Of Endearment'.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Swordfish (2001)
Criminal pulls Houdini act.
May 7, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Tears Of The Sun (2003)
Bruce Rambo's jungle bungle.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnold before old age.
May 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Top Gun (1986)
Pilots learn to hassle.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Welcome To Collinwood (2002)
Simpletons botch simple plan.
May 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Affair Of The Necklace, The (2001)
Queen loses her head.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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AntiTrust (2001)
Geeks can be dangerous.
Apr 24, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
McFly can't escape Biff.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Batman Returns (1992)
Bird's fight, Cat's delight.
May 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Pilot tours Bosnian countryside.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Big Daddy (1999)
Moron becomes foster errant.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
A cheap 'Jaws' imitation.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Children befriend alien botanist.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)
Virgin Queen gets head.
Sep 17, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Boy plays dangerous game.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Grey, The (2011)
Wolves' lair, Liam's 'mare.
Jul 27, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Johnny Got His Gun (1971)
A mute-able mind.
Aug 14, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Patriot, The (2000)
Americans send Brits packing.
May 3, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Patton (1970)
Fearless Patton conquers Europe.
May 3, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Paycheck (2003)
Bennifer's 'Rebourne Identity' predicted.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Road To Perdition (2002)
Nosy kid crosses mob.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Sling Blade (1996)
Retard slashes dick, MmHmm.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
One big curse word.
May 7, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Swimfan (2002)
Lapping in Madison's pool.
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Any Given Sunday (1999)
Sports are ugly business.
Apr 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Batman And Robin (1997)
'Batman' without Tim Burton?
Apr 24, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
Citizen Kane (1941)
Money, power, politics, curruption.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Con Air (1997)
Fly the unfriendly skies!
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Double Jeopardy (1999)
Judd kills dud twice.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Nations collide; Slim's ride.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dracula (1931)
Sucker goes to London.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Eagle Has Landed, The (1976)
Eagle never took off.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
In Old California (1942)
'The Duke' peddles drugs.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Captain Cruise wields sword.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Notorious (1946)
Bergman flaunts, Grant wants.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Budget consumed on costumes.
May 3, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Postman, The (1997)
Good idea, badly miscast.
May 6, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Rain Man (1988)
Autistic brother inherits fortune.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Reign Of Fire (2002)
Americans overthrow dragon's reign.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Supergirl (1984)
Supergirl, woman of nil.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Superman II (1980)
Lex flexes for Zod.
May 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Superman III (1983)
Third time's no charm.
May 7, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Von Ryan's Express (1965)
Ryan helps Brits escape.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Big (1988)
Hanks becomes Big star.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
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Black Knight (2001)
Hip-hopping ye olde kingdom.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Blast From The Past (1999)
Innocent boy seeks non-mutant.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bone Collector, The (1999)
Solving murders from bed.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Freezer burnt New Yorkers.
Oct 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Die Another Day (2002)
Berry gets Bond's icicle.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Double Whammy (2001)
Doc's hot, Leary's weary.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Julia and the boobs.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Godfather, The (1972)
Hit's just family business.
May 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Janitor solves math equations.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Invasion, The (2007)
Kidman's Snatch doesn't rank.
Jul 18, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Leave the island already.
May 2, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Murray: the choice whisperer?
May 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Man From Elysian Fields, The (2001)
Writer caught inserting apostrophe.
Jun 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pale Rider (1985)
Dynamite of a sermon.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Pianist, The (2002)
Jew tickles/ survives ivories.
Jun 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rooster Cogburn (1975)
Killers hunted by Rooster.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Runaway Train (1985)
Cons tailed, train's derailed.
Jun 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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