|
|
 |
Core, The (2003) |
| 65 reviews |
|
Film rated 2.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.5 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.1 / 5)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Massive vibrator helps Swank. |
|
|
|
|
| Swank's 'ground breaking' movie. |
|
|
|
|
| Deep penetration plus Swank. |
|
|
|
|
| Swank gains deep penetration. |
|
|
|
|
| Tension relieved by Swank. |
|
|
|
|
| Earth experiences bipolar disorder. |
|
|
|
|
| Swank's spin in soft-core. |
|
|
|
|
| Swank's wonky science drill. |
|
|
|
|
| Cheesy, Core-ny 'Armageddon' rip-off. |
|
|
|
|
| Planet, drilled; Swank, not. |
|
|
|
|
| Scientists penetrate, work, climax. |
|
|
|
|
| Swank: deep penetration succeeds. |
|
|
|
|
| Core: In-depth action movie. |
|
|
|
|
| Earth endangered? Core blimey! |
|
|
|
|
| Hilary needs spin doctor. |
|
|
|
|
| Stupid sci-fi sinks Swank. |
|
|
|
|
| 'Armageddon' underground. |
|
|
|
|
| 20,000 leagues underground. |
|
|
|
|
| Hillary Swank's hard, core. |
|
|
|
|
| Scientists suffer crushing loss. |
|
|
|
|
| Corps corrects core cornily. |
|
|
|
|
| Thoroughly boring coring yarn. |
|
|
|
|
| Serge squished under pressure. |
|
|
|
|
| C(orny)O(verblown)R(adiation)E(mergency) |
|
|
|
|
| Eckhart = Keyes to Survival |
|
|
|
|
| Rat alters government's D.E.S.T.I.N.I. |
|
|
|
|
| Earth sized sex metaphor. |
|
|
|
|
| 'Armageddon', only sillier. |
|
|
|
|
| Unobtainium, stupidium, melodramium, tedium. |
|
|
|
|
| Mole-machine microwaves mantle. |
|
|
|
|
| US Destini = world destruction. |
|
|
|
|
| Geomagnetic flux flattens Colosseum. |
|
|
|
|
| Government buys unobtanium dildo. |
|
|
|
|
| 'Armageddon' goes underground. |
|
|
|
|
| Swank steers sci-fi superdrill. |
|
|
|
|
| Dildo-like drill derails disaster. |
|
|
|
|
| Deeper, dumber 'Deep Impact'. |
|
|
|
|
| Whales save core drillers. |
|
|
|
|
| Core bore threatens Earthlings. |
|
|
|
|
| Earth stops, pacemakers crash. |
|
|
|
|
| Stationary core wreaks havoc. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
