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Comedy, Crime, Romance, Thriller
John McTiernan
Alan Trustman
Leslie Dixon
Kurt Wimmer
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Pierce Brosnan
Rene Russo
Denis Leary
Ben Gazzara
Frankie Faison
Fritz Weaver
Charles Keating
Mark Margolis
Faye Dunaway
Michael Lombard
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Thomas Crown Affair, The

(1999)
110 reviews
Film rated 3.6 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.5 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.5 / 5)
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Remington steals.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (45)   
Monet laundering.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (16)   
Russo's doubting Thomas.
E.L.F 
  Vote (16)   
Monet for nothing!
Mutante 
  Vote (15)   
Monet can buy love.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (15)   
Perfect person pinches paintings.
Chris C 
  Vote (14)   
Painting Pinched. Russo Pierced.
turrell 
  Vote (12)   
Crown Affair: Faye's 2.
RockGolf 
  Vote (12)   
Art lovers.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (10)   
Rene, Magritte.
demonic 
  Vote (10)   
Pierce fingers prints, Rene.
Ali 
  Vote (10)   
Brosnan takes Monet, runs.
RockGolf 
  Vote (10)   
Royal caught fingering paintings.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (9)   
Pierce purloins priceless painting.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (9)   
Stealing art, Piercing Rene.
randall 
  Vote (8)   
Bowler hats confuse cops.
Chris C 
  Vote (6)   
Gap-filler between Bonds.
Karl Clews 
  Vote (5)   
Geriatrics romp naked.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (4)   
Russo sees Crown's jewels.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Rich guy steals stuff.
shoon 
  Vote (3)   
Brosnan OK, McQueen better.
Batty 
  Vote (3)   
Much ado over Monet.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (3)   
Brosnan's stab at McQueen.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (3)   
Brosnan as artful dodger.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (2)   
Brosnan's bored billionaire.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Millionaire steals art, heart.
JennyP 
  Vote (2)   
Brosnan bangs Russo repeatedly.
Ian Boughey 
  Vote (2)   
Brosnan nicks for kicks.
Rovark 
  Vote (2)   
Pierce launders stolen painting.
rri1 
  Vote (2)   
Pierce's art Dunaway with.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Pierce gets the picture.
jd 
  Vote (2)   
Pierce pierces Russo's reserve.
Chris C 
  Vote (2)   
Pierce's affair to remember.
el guapo 
  Vote (2)   
Pierce of art.
soda 
  Vote (2)   
Magritte reproduced in gallery.
The Other Matt 
  Vote (2)   
Water soluble paint reveals.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Brosnan cool, Russo hot!
Bob Carpenter 
  Vote (2)   
Brosnan wittier than McQueen.
Batty 
  Vote (2)   
Playboy Pierce pinches painting.
bennyr81 
  Vote (2)   
007 drinks Russo's wine.
Seigiryu 
  Vote (2)   
Businessmen clones pass parcel.
Markandlain 
  Vote (1)   
Brosnan pulls hat trick.
redPen 
  Vote (1)   
Steamy staircase sex.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (1)   
Rich British kleptomaniac caper.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Rich guy outwits cops.
Szlater 
  Vote (1)   
Russo investigates, romances Brosnan.
MelissaS 
  Vote (1)   
Rich thief returns painting.
beluga 
  Vote (1)   
Multimillionaire slickly swipes masterpieces.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Brosnan plays chest mate.
noncentz 
  Vote (1)   
Art stolen. Artless remake.
arocketman 
  Vote (1)   
Russo, Brosnan Bond.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Kleptomaniac Crown's crime caper.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Denis Leary of Brosnan.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Crown Pierces gallery security.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Big money burglar wins.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote (1)   
Bored billionaire steals art.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Show me the Monet!
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Russo 'nippled' in bud!
redPen 
  Vote (1)   
Magritte-y crime thriller.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Thomas' plan: Bowler over.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Reinforced briefcase stops security.
redalfa147 
  Vote    
Monet CAN buy happiness?
Downtown 
  Vote    
Remington reams Russo.
calmer 
  Vote    
Crown fans desire, suspicion.
calmer 
  Vote    
Rene rumbas, humps, slumbers.
calmer 
  Vote    
Pierce purloins paintings, panties.
calmer 
  Vote    
Russo Pierced. Soundtrack superb.
phonebill 
  Vote    
Bond commits crime, ironic.
hoggers 
  Vote    
Brosnan steals painting, hearts.
transitionality 
  Vote    
Brosnan pierces Russo's bravado.
kolo 
  Vote    
Russo blocks Brosnan's ruse.
Dante 
  Vote    
Theft's fun, money's irrelevant.
beluga 
  Vote    
Art appreciation to extremes.
risingstar1919 
  Vote    
Russo (re)forms picturesque Bond.
dlanod 
  Vote    
Pierce, Rene in buff.
mumbles 
  Vote    
Russo's gratuitous boob shot.
Badbart 
  Vote    
Exciting; Brosnan, Russo sizzle.
Chris 
  Vote    
Millionaire steals for kicks.
knoops 
  Vote    
Rich bloke steals painting.
Martin Blackmore 
  Vote    
Why? McQueen was God.
Anonymous  
  Vote    
Pierce wears bowler hat.
Buddha Boy 
  Vote    
Bored Brosnan steals paintings.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Who's got the Monet?
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Dunaway is Brosnan's shrink.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Crown capsizes his catamaran.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Russo handles the insurance.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Brosnan owns Martinique retreat.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Russo's topless in Martinique.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Russo exhibits perky nipples.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Sprinkler reveals hidden Monet.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Magritte painting inspires Brosnan.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Brosnan consolidates Crown corporation.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Art theft = middle-aged sex.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Brosnan absconds with Monet.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Brosnan donates fake Pissaro.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Russo wears see-through dress.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Dunaway laughs at Brosnan.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Brosnan bonds with Russo.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Russo rhumbas with Brosnan.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Brosnan, Russo go gliding.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
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