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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) |
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Film rated 4.5 / 5
(Chick rating: 4.3 / 5)
(Guy rating: 4.6 / 5)
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| Solo becomes lawn ornament. |
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| Luke's 'Jerry Springer' moment. |
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| Han's temperature = so low. |
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| Rebels flee inHothspitable planet. |
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| Dead tauntaun keeps Lukewarm. |
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| Father and son empty-handed. |
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| Learn grammar, Yoda must. |
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| Experimental princess dating carbon. |
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| Luke declines father's business. |
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| Vader: Good Luke Hunting. |
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| Luke's bowling days over. |
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| Chewie gets new co-pilot. |
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| Luke wears intestinal parka. |
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| Luke suffers asthmatic attack. |
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| Luke experiences force, kin. |
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| Farmboy snogs own sister. |
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| Begin apprenticeship, Luke must. |
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| Vader commits Harry, Carrie. |
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| Tauntaun's apparently smell bad. |
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| Holding Han. Clutching wrist. |
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| Implausibly rapid limb renewal. |
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| Floating city, hidden Vader. |
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| Scrotum trains last Jedi. |
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| Luke hopes asthma non-heriditary. |
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| Luke kisses sister. AGAIN! |
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| Luke swamped with schoolwork. |
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| Skywalker, Vader, Force, kin. |
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| Lando: Traitor for Vader! |
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| Skywalker almost becomes Hothsicle. |
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| Paternal paradox 'stumps' Skywalker! |
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| Darth makes Han sandwich. |
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| Bounty hunter's Fett-ish. |
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| Frosty Guinness revives Luke. |
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| Solo's snowy rescue: Gutsy. |
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| Skywalker left empty-handed. |
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| Millenium Falcon- bad 'Lando'ing |
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| Lineage lucidity, limb lost. |
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| Luke no-longer a bastard. |
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| Oven glove habitates asteroid. |
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| Jedi's handshake temporarily disappears. |
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| Skywalker topples snow walkers. |
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| Luke amputated, Solo refridgerated. |
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| Swampdwelling muppet trains Jedi. |
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