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Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thriller
M. Night Shyamalan
M. Night Shyamalan
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Mel Gibson
Joaquin Phoenix
Rory Culkin
Abigail Breslin
Cherry Jones
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Patricia Kalember
Ted Sutton
Merritt Wever
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The Slippy Tin Stalker Award
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Oracle Road

Signs

(2002)
238 reviews
Film rated 3.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.6 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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A piece of crop.
noncentz 
  Vote (95)   
Farmageddon.
noncentz 
  Vote (69)   
Sign-field.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (62)   
ET mow lawn.
bife 
  Vote (55)   
Alien visitors bring Spirograph.
Rovark 
  Vote (36)   
Cereal thriller.
S22opian 
  Vote (35)   
Aliens foiled.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (29)   
Children in the Corn.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (26)   
Mel plays Space Invaders.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (25)   
Time o' the signs.
Slippy Tin 
  Vote (22)   
Skewered wife dispenses advice.
benj clews 
  Vote (20)   
Crap circles.
Spontaneous Hum... 
  Vote (19)   
Crop Fiction.
turrell 
  Vote (19)   
E.T. corn pone.
randall 
  Vote (17)   
The X Foils.
Sludge 
  Vote (17)   
Signing in the grain.
Dante 
  Vote (16)   
Shapes in the plains.
turrell 
  Vote (16)   
Mel's wife, tree hugger.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (15)   
Aluminum foils mind reading.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (14)   
Alien baptism... waterlogged Shyamalan.
Stalean 
  Vote (13)   
Logical invasion plan? H2no.
demonic 
  Vote (13)   
Aliens, Wicked Witch related?
RockGolf 
  Vote (12)   
A murder of crops.
bife 
  Vote (11)   
Alien's designs flattened.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (10)   
Hess' circles: faith, crops.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (10)   
Amaize'ing turn of events.
Canklefish 
  Vote (10)   
Fear of faucets major.
Sludge 
  Vote (10)   
Aliens test Mel's faith.
vandoocaution 
  Vote (10)   
M. Night's Shyamaliens.
spyderman 
  Vote (9)   
Patterns? Mel's amaized.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (9)   
Plant it, they'll come.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (9)   
Bat, man kills aliens.
TitanPa 
  Vote (9)   
Shyamalan's field of screams.
Decaf 
  Vote (9)   
Alien gives Mel finger.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (9)   
Suggestion: Invade DRY planets.
Dante 
  Vote (8)   
Joaquin and broken glass.
JanglerNPL 
  Vote (8)   
Shyamalan's aliens all wet.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (8)   
Wayward veterinarian separates wife.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (8)   
ETs of the Corn.
redPen 
  Vote (8)   
Alien invasion inspires faith.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (8)   
Alien gets a Joaquin.
tortoise 
  Vote (7)   
Mel conquers the ETs.
vandoocaution 
  Vote (7)   
Alien corn.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (7)   
Agua allergies affect aliens.
Canklefish 
  Vote (7)   
Clubbing aliens for Christ.
pip 
  Vote (7)   
'Independence Day' without budget.
#1 Stunna 
  Vote (7)   
Aliens need scotchguard protection.
Tori 
  Vote (6)   
Flat crop, crap plot.
falang 
  Vote (6)   
Alien invasion watered down.
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (6)   
Circles of (extra-terrestrial) Life.
GHcool 
  Vote (6)   
Aliens attack by Night.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (6)   
Aliens stalking corn field.
Yukon 
  Vote (6)   
Like water for acid.
D Dragon 
  Vote (6)   
Aliens Joaquin on Earth.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Holy crop, it's aliens!
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (6)   
Foil hats foil aliens?
Tori 
  Vote (6)   
Gibson as crops prayer.
thebrasseye 
  Vote (5)   
Signs of Night.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (5)   
Truck holds wife together.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (5)   
Angles in the outfield.
Yelnats 
  Vote (5)   
Night on a farm.
TitanPa 
  Vote (5)   
Earth 70% deadly H2O.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Aliens invade waterworld.
Falken 
  Vote (5)   
Mel's acting: Insufferably corny.
Pokernose 
  Vote (5)   
Shamalyan's Aliens baptised, die.
shoon 
  Vote (5)   
No Sign of entertainment.
John Hayes 
  Vote (5)   
Cereal killers vex Mel.
Poire 
  Vote (5)   
ET returns priest's faith.
The Aussie Canuck 
  Vote (4)   
Farm family wets aliens.
Mutante 
  Vote (4)   
Aliens go in circles.
risingstar1919 
  Vote (4)   
Joaquin swings away alien.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (4)   
Baseball signal deflects aliens.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (4)   
Bisected bride encourages swinging.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (4)   
Mel's wife is bisectual.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (3)   
Aliens upset Mel.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (3)   
Gibson: Crop circle jerk.
redPen 
  Vote (3)   
Bat, man, water, boy.
TitanPa 
  Vote (3)   
Doors baffle interstellar travellers.
PK9 
  Vote (3)   
'X-Files' meets GuidePosts magazine.
Kim 
  Vote (3)   
Martians make Mel mad.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (2)   
More Night non-'Sense'.
BK 
  Vote (2)   
Mel has difficulty swearing.
tortoise 
  Vote (2)   
Joaquin bats clean up.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Signs point to religion.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Night produces aliens.
TitanPa 
  Vote (2)   
Crop circles spell trouble.
jeep 
  Vote (2)   
Alien pic awfully corny.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (2)   
Pantry alien de-digitalized.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (2)   
Christian church field day.
FilmBuffoon 
  Vote (2)   
E.T. gets hosed, melts.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Highlights importance of hydration.
dlanod 
  Vote (2)   
Water pistols best defense.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (2)   
Aliens arrive by Night.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
H20 OCD: TKO ET.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (2)   
Aliens neglect Scotchgarding themselves.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (2)   
Vet trucks bisection procedure.
duh 
  Vote (2)   
Crop-circles mystify Mel.
bennyr81 
  Vote (2)   
Aliens mess up plot.
bergen 
  Vote (2)   
Hypertrophic Tic Tac Toe??!
clay 
  Vote (2)   
Gibson, Shyamalan wear cornrows.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
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