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Mike Nichols
Patrick Marber
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Julia Roberts
Jude Law
Natalie Portman
Clive Owen
Nick Hobbs
Colin Stinton
Steve Benham
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Rene Costa
Ray Donn
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Closer

(2004)
103 reviews
Film rated 3.2 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.1 / 5)
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Jude visits Julia's opening.
Koli 
  Vote (24)   
80 minutes... four score.
For-ward 
  Vote (19)   
Four bedding. Anna funereal.
Sean 
  Vote (17)   
Natalie steals stiff's name.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (14)   
Lovers split, Portman splits.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (13)   
Law gives Clive boner.
Sean 
  Vote (10)   
Love quadrangle's against Law.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (10)   
Marber's fourplay.
noncentz 
  Vote (9)   
London wolves in Americans.
Hfuhruhurr 
  Vote (9)   
Portman strips for Nichols.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (9)   
Portman. Owen. Poles apart.
Airbolt 
  Vote (8)   
Screwing for Nichols.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (8)   
Julia cheats, shags husband.
Sean 
  Vote (8)   
Putting on Ayres.
SixFourian 
  Vote (8)   
Portman displays pink, hair.
Koli 
  Vote (7)   
Portman parades pert posterior.
Koli 
  Vote (6)   
Clever Clive breaks Law.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (6)   
Roberts 'Sleeping with Everyone'.
blueduck 
  Vote (6)   
Law gets Owen laid.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (6)   
Nichol's quartet really swings.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (6)   
Runaround Bride.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (6)   
Julia loves camera, man.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (6)   
Brits shag American slags.
Mojo 
  Vote (6)   
Jude's relationships need obituaries.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (5)   
Alice springs from nowhere.
SixFourian 
  Vote (5)   
Ice cold 'n' Alice.
SixFourian 
  Vote (5)   
Clive's cleaving, Julia's leaving.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (4)   
Ayres rocks men's worlds.
SixFourian 
  Vote (4)   
Jude Law(s) of Attraction.
AC 
  Vote (4)   
Roberts/Portman bend Law.
blueduck 
  Vote (4)   
Natalie: Jude's the slapper.
Koli 
  Vote (4)   
Cheeky Portman parts cheeks.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (4)   
Portman poses as instructed.
damalc 
  Vote (3)   
Portman conned them all.
Ali 
  Vote (3)   
Portman's film's Keyser Soze.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Portman, Roberts swap partners.
Tori 
  Vote (3)   
Portman strips, Owen flips.
ChuckEye 
  Vote (3)   
Un-Law-ful four-sided triangle.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (3)   
Relationships have broken Law.
Face 
  Vote (2)   
Jude eschewed.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (2)   
Clive asks nicely. Scores.
damalc 
  Vote (2)   
Dermatologist hits skins.
damalc 
  Vote (2)   
Aquarium initiates fishy romance.
delsheez 
  Vote (2)   
Roberts robs Portman's man.
jeep 
  Vote (2)   
Owen ogles naked Natalie.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote (2)   
Law desires, hurts Roberts.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Amidala? More like Imahoa.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (2)   
Portman's stripper never nude.
velvet rope 
  Vote (2)   
Amidala spreads for bread.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (2)   
Four people, four relationships.
Du 
  Vote (1)   
Quartet confuse love, lust.
Wheelz 
  Vote (1)   
Needy, selfish, fornicating foursome.
Wheelz 
  Vote (1)   
Jude's relationship obituary?
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Law, Owen do Roberts.
tiger 
  Vote (1)   
Law's Owen Clive apology.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Portman's Jane not plain.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Law, abused by everyone.
Gretchen 
  Vote (1)   
Portman's passport proves puzzling.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Nichols: the eternal quadrangle.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Jude's jealosy ruins relationships.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Natalie strips away innocence.
tommyboy 
  Vote (1)   
Owen will faithfulness return?
arocketman 
  Vote (1)   
Miserable four-nication.
arocketman 
  Vote (1)   
Portman strips, Owen watches.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Law encourages wife swapping.
bife 
  Vote (1)   
Natalie strips. That's it.
shoon 
  Vote (1)   
Jane's pain, Dan's game.
fruitplucker 
  Vote    
Roberts compares/contrasts semen.
clay 
  Vote    
Natalie fakes passPort, man.
Face 
  Vote    
Owen acts against Law.
Face 
  Vote    
Dan, Anna, Larry & Alice.
kolo 
  Vote    
Law, Owen Trading Places.
kolo 
  Vote    
Jude Law's Jaded Love.
kolo 
  Vote    
Dermatologist loves Natalie's skin.
easy 
  Vote    
Obsessed Owen tortures everyone.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
There's something about Alice.
zle 
  Vote    
Portman Closer to fame.
Ian Boughey 
  Vote    
Jude loses two women.
flowerchild 
  Vote    
Brits, bitches and obituaries.
suzie 
  Vote    
Foulmouthed couples swap partners.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Natalie wears pink hair.
squarehead 
  Vote    
Portman pleases, teases Owen.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Roberts lays down Law.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Stripper Portman wigs out.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Law, Owen - cyber sexing.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Portman plays dead Alice.
jeep 
  Vote    
Julia, Jude's passionate affair.
jeep 
  Vote    
Clive demands dirty details.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Padme naked for Clive.
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
Portman, Ayres. Law errs.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Jude can't handle truth!
kolo 
  Vote    
Clive mind-f#*ks Jude.
kolo 
  Vote    
Natalie au natural.
kolo 
  Vote    
Law can't protect lovers.
kolo 
  Vote    
Cockhound Clive, Lovelorn Law.
kolo 
  Vote    
Portman takes pole position.
boydegg 
  Vote    
See Portman crack up.
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
Owen plays Law's mind.
blueduck 
  Vote    
Couples kiss, Nichols tells.
blueduck 
  Vote    
Portman dances for Owen.
tiger 
  Vote    
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