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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002) |
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Film rated 3.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.9 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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| Yoda's disability benefit withdrawn. |
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| The Emperor's new clones. |
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| Warning: May contain Jar-Jar. |
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| Anakin ages, Padme doesn't. |
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| Yoda's walking stick pointless! |
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| Anakin's trouser lightsabre activated. |
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| Clones, drones, and hormones. |
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| Skywalker whininess proven heritable. |
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| Anakin craves Padme's Naboobies. |
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| Lucas passes 'number two'. |
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| Lucas's attack of groans. |
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| Anakin- still breathing fine. |
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| Yoda: mean, green, serene. |
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| Should've cloned better actors. |
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| Amputation runs in family. |
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| Clones are Jango counterFetts. |
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| Vader's awkward, boring youth. |
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| Anakin's 'Dark Lord' aroused. |
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| Anakin sithing with anger. |
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| Petulalant twit woos hottie. |
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| Lucas poops, everyone applauds. |
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| Vader starts replacing parts. |
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| Vader develops Canadian accent. |
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| Clone army: Fett accompli. |
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| Padme rattles Anakin's saber. |
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| Best actor computer generated. |
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| Future Vader Tusken hater. |
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| Padawan pokes political Padme. |
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| Heavy breathing, different reason. |
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| Love struck panickin' Anakin. |
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| Anakin thinks Padme's SWEII. |
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| Fett's Dad Becomes Bobblehead. |
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| Heavy breathing without Vader. |
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| Palpatine's just cloning around. |
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| McGregor coaches daft Vader. |
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| Lucas destroys your childhood. |
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| Cloned New Zealanders. Nooooo! |
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| Dooku: cuckoo. Anakin: panicking. |
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| Anakin screws audience, Padme. |
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| Cloned style over substance. |
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| Discover why Luke whines. |
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| Green Hobbit fights Saruman. |
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| Boba begins revenge tale. |
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| Clones battle droids, plausability. |
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| Yoda brandishes his sabre. |
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| Anakin's arm needed clone. |
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| Anakin, Padme's Romantic Sci-Fi. |
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| Prequel regains shaky footing. |
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| Sadly unintentional comedy masterpiece. |
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| Psst, Padme: Anakin sucks. |
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| Arrogant apprentice loves unlawfully. |
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| Saruman was Yoda's apprentice. |
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| Portman fit, dialogue shit. |
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| Second class Force farce. |
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| Lucas clones reliable concept. |
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| 'Dawson's Creek' in space. |
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| Yoda: Yoyo with lightsaber! |
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| Vader's vapid teenage life. |
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| Attack of the bluescreen. |
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| Page Range |
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